I was thinking more of the robber that sued the owner for damages because the pkg exploded in his face....
Package Thief vs. Glitter Bomb Trap
There were several others who suggested over the line booby traps.
I wasn't singling you out.
I wasn't singling you out.
I'd rather see the dude build some type of emp device and when the package senses it's moving over 20mph, it goes off and totally fries the electrical system.
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Nukes...you’re talking about nukes. Works every time.Chigger wrote:I'd rather see the dude build some type of emp device and when the package senses it's moving over 20mph, it goes off and totally fries the electrical system.
Doe urine doesn't stick too bad.
Perfume, glitter and pepper spray.
That way you have to explain to the lady in your life you weren't trying to rape a stripper and got hosed.
Perfume, glitter and pepper spray.
That way you have to explain to the lady in your life you weren't trying to rape a stripper and got hosed.
Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using Tapatalkrentprop1 wrote:doe urine and pepper spray would be a lot cooler
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Why over-complicate things? Take a Taco Tuesday dump into a box, wrap tightly with tape and place inside an Amazon box.
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How about the exploding dye packs....banks use them! Let EVERYONE know you're a thief!
You'd have to make your own, since they only sell them as part of a package they install:GunsandHoses wrote: ↑Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:36 am How about the exploding dye packs....banks use them! Let EVERYONE know you're a thief!
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The sad part to this is the homeowner could end up getting in more trouble than the thief for installing a booby-trap on his own property. Damn thief could also sue him if he got injured. That' just F'ed up big time.
Jim
Well, this guy made the big time.... This story was featured on "Fox & Friends" this morning!