I heard a good story similar to this a few years ago at work. We worked shift work, 8 hours, varying 7 days straight a couple days off and then 7 days on the next shift, etc., etc. Some people get cranky working these shifts.
Anyway, the guy this tale is about had a nice yard and worked to keep it that way. But he had a neighbor a few houses down that would let his big old dog run loose and of course it crapped in all the yards up and down the street. The guy at work talked to the dog owner 2 or 3 times about not letting his dog run loose and take dumps in other people's yards but nothing changed.
One morning he came home from a particularly bad graveyard shift and when he got out of his car here's this big old pile of fresh dog shit in the grass by his driveway. He just about loses it. He grabs a shovel from the shed, a bag from the garage and scoops up the almost steaming pile of fresh dog shit and bags it. Then he heads down the street scooping up dog shit from every yard along the street till he has a pretty good bag of dog shit going. Some fresh, some old and dried, but all dog shit.
He walks up to the dog owner's house and rings the door bell. When the dog owner comes to the door he jumps his ass about letting that dog run loose and shitting in people's yards and he tips the bag up and dumps all that dog shot on the guys porch. Then he tells him the next time he finds dog shit in his yard he well dump another bag of dog shit on the guys porch.
The guy looks down at all the mashed/busted, stinking dog shit, then looks at the pissed off guy and says, "Al, my dog died two weeks ago." Al cleaned up the dog shit, went home, took a shower and tried to get some sleep to be ready for the next graveyard shift.
One of the funny parts about this story is Al was the easy going one of the two brothers that worked there. The other one was notorious far and wide for being difficult to work with while he was on graveyard shift.
this is funny as heck if true. Even if not true still funny
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A friend worked in a car repair shop when he was a kid....
Old lady comes in one day for routine service, oil change. She leaves the car and walks to a nearby shopping plaza.
It was a hot day. They left the woman's car in the sun for an hour or so before they could get to it. When they pull the car in to service it, they notice a dog carrier in the back seat. Friend looks inside and sees a dead Yorkie!
He runs to the boss and explains the situation, freaking out that they killed the lady's dog. The boss hands him some cash and tells him to go to the nearby pet shop to see if they have a similar-sized/looking Yorkie.
Friend runs to the pet shop, finds a Yorkie and buys it. He runs back to the shop and the boss tells him to put the dog in the carrier and get rid of the dead dog. He makes the swap and places the dead dog in the dumpster behind the shop.
Minutes later the woman comes back to pick up her car. "It's all ready, m'aam...here are the keys".
The woman walks back to her car, peeks in the rolled down window, screams bloody murder and faints!
Upon reviving her, they asked what was wrong? Why did she scream so loudly?
"My precious Yorkie died last night. I was taking him to the taxidermist after leaving here..."
Old lady comes in one day for routine service, oil change. She leaves the car and walks to a nearby shopping plaza.
It was a hot day. They left the woman's car in the sun for an hour or so before they could get to it. When they pull the car in to service it, they notice a dog carrier in the back seat. Friend looks inside and sees a dead Yorkie!
He runs to the boss and explains the situation, freaking out that they killed the lady's dog. The boss hands him some cash and tells him to go to the nearby pet shop to see if they have a similar-sized/looking Yorkie.
Friend runs to the pet shop, finds a Yorkie and buys it. He runs back to the shop and the boss tells him to put the dog in the carrier and get rid of the dead dog. He makes the swap and places the dead dog in the dumpster behind the shop.
Minutes later the woman comes back to pick up her car. "It's all ready, m'aam...here are the keys".
The woman walks back to her car, peeks in the rolled down window, screams bloody murder and faints!
Upon reviving her, they asked what was wrong? Why did she scream so loudly?
"My precious Yorkie died last night. I was taking him to the taxidermist after leaving here..."
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