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Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:03 pm
by flcracker
I wonder which side of the jail Robert/Alana was booked in to?
https://www.heraldtribune.com/story/new ... 409495002/
Machete-wielding Maine woman charged with attempted murder in Sarasota County
Carlos R. Munoz
Sarasota Herald-Tribune
VENICE – A couple was attacked in their sleep by a machete-wielding woman, according to the Sarasota County Sheriff's Office.
Alana Gibson, 27, formerly of Biddeford, Maine, then left in a truck and led authorities on a chase from Venice to the Charlotte County line before being stopped, an arrest report states.
Gibson who resides in Venice is being held in the Sarasota County Jail without bond. She is charged with first-degree attempted murder, armed burglary and...
At approximately 12:20 a.m. deputies responded to Burke Road in Venice for a report of a residential burglary with injuries.
A Sheriff's Office arrest report states that a couple were in bed when someone broke into their home and began hitting them with an object. The husband identified his attacker as Robert Gibson, who he told police transitioned from male to female and identifies as Alana.
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2020 9:41 pm
by REDinFL
Looked at the picture. For a caption, I'd say "A good laugh was had by all." ( at the booking desk anyway). The victims, not so much.
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:28 am
by Tenzing_Norgay
Dude looks like a lady...that looks like a dude.
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:45 am
by Legio
Tenzing_Norgay wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:28 am
Dude looks like a lady...that looks like a dude.
He just may be, but nowadays, if you identify as a woman they’ll book you in a female jail.
Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 5:04 am
by dammitgriff
What if you identify as a LEO serving a no-knock warrant? Get out of jail free?
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 9:50 am
by Firemedic2000
Wife an I saw this in the morning NEWS yesterday. We both said the exact samething. That ain't no woman. Either that or she's an Italian woman
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 8:30 pm
by Outgunu
So, if I'm arrested and tell the Officer that I identify as a female, they will put me with the females? That doesn't sound to bad!
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 6:17 am
by P5 Guy
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that the women in prison are not the same as the hotties in the old TV show "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK"
Re: Dude. That's a dude.
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:16 am
by REDinFL
Hey, the real women in orange have everything a man could want: muscles, a moustache and a beard.