Ban the ammo for popular calibers so when they run out of ammo they have a paperweight?
I am not alone when I say "Wait till they get a load of me"
The derp is strong with those who think this will work
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Tenzing_Norgay
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- Location: Your mom's house, Trebek!
He's probably clearing a space on the mantle for his future Pulitzer... 
- I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you... -
Problem: Too many people are drowning in pools.
Writer: I've got it! We've tried banning swimming, telling people they'll die if they swim after eating, but people just won't listen... What to do, what to do... Eureka! Let's ban the sale of pool chlorine. In a few years the supply will be used up and people won't be able to chlorinate their pools anymore. They'll be forced to fill them in- and children across the country will finally be safe.
Pool guy: You've heard of salt? You know sodium chloride?
Writer: (taking victory lap)
Pool guy: And they make salt cells that take the salt, break it a part, and produce chlorine on demand.
Writer: (high-fiving a crowd)
Pool guy: So you haven't really solved anything. Just showed your ignorance of the subject and lack of willingness to learn.
Writer: Oh, you're still here?
Writer: I've got it! We've tried banning swimming, telling people they'll die if they swim after eating, but people just won't listen... What to do, what to do... Eureka! Let's ban the sale of pool chlorine. In a few years the supply will be used up and people won't be able to chlorinate their pools anymore. They'll be forced to fill them in- and children across the country will finally be safe.
Pool guy: You've heard of salt? You know sodium chloride?
Writer: (taking victory lap)
Pool guy: And they make salt cells that take the salt, break it a part, and produce chlorine on demand.
Writer: (high-fiving a crowd)
Pool guy: So you haven't really solved anything. Just showed your ignorance of the subject and lack of willingness to learn.
Writer: Oh, you're still here?