I don't get it...do these appeal to any of you?

[pharmer]

What function do any of them serve except to say: "Look at me! I am embarrassingly rich and I'll prove that by giving everyone I know a small token of my appreciation for their special love." Meh, can't hunt with one and probably too fragile for a proper range day. Joe

[lighteye]

Just....No. Makes as much sense as a bejeweled hammer or screwdriver.