Naked Florida Man climbing tractor-trailer disrupts traffic

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Naked Florida Man climbing tractor-trailer disrupts traffic

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OK, which one of you was this? 🤔 Was Casual taking the freeball express home from work again? 😳

Naked Florida Man climbing tractor-trailer disrupts traffic

Your move, Texas.

Eyewash warning if you click the FB link embedded in the Patch article.
Naked Guy Climbing On Tractor-Trailer Disrupts I-75 Traffic: Sheriff

A naked man wandering down I-75 in Sarasota Thursday afternoon climbed a truck and disrupted traffic on the highway, authorities said.

SARASOTA, FL — A naked man walking down the highway and climbing a tractor-trailer truck disrupted I-75 traffic in Sarasota Thursday afternoon, authorities said.

A Facebook post by an administrator in the Sarasota Traffic Facebook group indicated the incident happened in the southbound lanes near the Fruitville Road exit.

Deputies responding to calls about the naked man took him into protective custody without incident and brought him to a nearby hospital for a mental health evaluation, Doug Jones, creative communications specialist for the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office, told Patch.

"While we don’t know what may have precipitated this man’s actions, it’s apparent that he was exhibiting abnormal behavior,” he said. “This was a very dangerous situation for the man and the motorists traveling the interstate at that time. We’re thankful we were able to resolve the situation safely.”

Photos from the incident have been shared in several Sarasota- and Bradenton-area Facebook groups. Images of the man climbing the truck can be found here. (Warning: nudity.)

One Facebook user commented, “I was driving down 75 and saw him. It was pouring rain and he was smiling and punching the air. Florida man.”
....and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!
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Natural power washing my balls....
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I'm really gonna miss Florida, people behaving in bizarre fashion in this state is second to none, except maybe California?
Florida man is a thing.
Ive never heard the term California man....
Florida is half the size of California but twice as crazy, which is why I love this state. :lol:
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If the country was an orchard, sooner or later all the nuts would roll down to Florida. :mrgreen: As a Florida Native, I've seen this trend for many years but on the bright side, it's why the Ft. Lauderdale Strip was so much fun back in the 70's & 80's.
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I'd shot him.........in his damn balls with a daisy bb gun and I bet he'd not do that again :twisted:
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No offense, Sarasotians, but.....Fruitville...how apropos
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