"Yes, I'd like the Whopper medium-rare with no onions and ketchup on the side. Light salt/pepper on the fries. Less ice and don't fill the drink all the way up. Oh, can you cut the burger in half?"
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Tenzing_Norgay
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Folks who order at a fast-food joint as if they're in a 5-star restaurant.
"Yes, I'd like the Whopper medium-rare with no onions and ketchup on the side. Light salt/pepper on the fries. Less ice and don't fill the drink all the way up. Oh, can you cut the burger in half?"
"Yes, I'd like the Whopper medium-rare with no onions and ketchup on the side. Light salt/pepper on the fries. Less ice and don't fill the drink all the way up. Oh, can you cut the burger in half?"
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My wife used to order her hamburger cut in half I said what the hell are you doing they're going to spit in your food for ask for something specialTenzing_Norgay wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:20 pm Folks who order at a fast-food joint as if they're in a 5-star restaurant.
"Yes, I'd like the Whopper medium-rare with no onions and ketchup on the side. Light salt/pepper on the fries. Less ice and don't fill the drink all the way up. Oh, can you cut the burger in half?"
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Tenzing_Norgay
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Men who get too enthusiastic about decor while shopping with their wife at Home Goods. 
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Those knives at BK only got washed once a day at the end of the night too (when I worked there as a kid), so you're just adding extra chance of having gastric distress...lol.S&W collector wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 2:08 pmMy wife used to order her hamburger cut in half I said what the hell are you doing they're going to spit in your food for ask for something specialTenzing_Norgay wrote: ↑Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:20 pm Folks who order at a fast-food joint as if they're in a 5-star restaurant.
"Yes, I'd like the Whopper medium-rare with no onions and ketchup on the side. Light salt/pepper on the fries. Less ice and don't fill the drink all the way up. Oh, can you cut the burger in half?"
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Tenzing_Norgay
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Grown men who make a big deal about their birthday...
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Folks running their lawn irrigation in the rain, and poorly adjusted so the sidewalk and half the street get a good watering.
Idiots who somehow find their way to Florida from BFE or wherever & continue doing really stupid shit. Eventually getting either caught in the act & furiously resisting arrest or getting themselves "Darwined Out" in a spectacular display of stupidity & poor judgement & finally end up splattered all over the national news as "Florida Man".
As a Florida Native it just pisses me off. /rant
As a Florida Native it just pisses me off. /rant
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People on a two lane road who think because THEIR lane is partially blocked by trash cans, tree trimmings, traffic cones etc that its OK to swing out into YOUR lane at the last second instead of slowing/stopping and that you are supposed to somehow psychically know that they're going to do it!